You won’t get anything done if you can’t take the pain.
If one day God says, “Child, I will take away a part of your body. But I will let you choose”
I will say, “Armpit hair”
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Honestly, what is the point of armpit hair? To keep my armpits warm? To beautify me? To scare away rapists?
Armpit hair are the stragest things.
D’:
I feel so uncomfortably fat. I cannot concentrate on anything else. FML. I’M GOING ON A DIET!!!
FATASS. FATASS FATASS FATASS
FATASS.
As opposed to a sex-maniac.
LOL.
Screw you law. Screw you.
hahahahaha
You’re driving me crazy
It is the first rule of a politician; only sexually harrass the female staff, the boys will always talk, the girls, they just cry.
- Show anchor: It is an honour to have you here.
- General Aladeen: It will be an honour to have you.
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
Honestly?
I had the happiest time last night pigging out (lol literally we had dishes after dishes of pork) at Sunshine, a Korean bbq place. I sound like a freaking glutton but whatever, I happy like one too.
I went with Matt and Adrian. AND I WORE THE WRONG PANTS!! IT WAS AWFUUULL. I was at a BUFFET with SKINNY JEANS. We had to sit on the floor cross-legged and everything. But whatever!! I managed to sit down without flipping the table over, sending the food and fire smashing into Adrian’s face.
I was overcome with elation (i kid you not) when we brought the food to the table to cook. Seriously, it’s like… settling into serenity with friends and food.
I honestly had a lovely time :)
So simple.
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
(Source: b-l-o-o-p)
